February 2012
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kellyteigan:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
wiirdo:
adorablyrotten:
idontwanttobeawaiter:
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite
they never make any good movies
mmmhmm all their movies suck
no emotional centerpiece at all nope
or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes
and they have no aesthetic appeal at all
yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right
yeah...
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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I’m in such a shitty mood that I just watched that hilarious video and didn’t even crack a smile. I fucking hate guys.
Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby...
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iamwhatiamatrainwreck:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”